I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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