So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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