he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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