Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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