so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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