butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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