I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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