If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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