There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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