we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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