O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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