I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I deserve this hangover.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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