I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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