then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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