The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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