Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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