She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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