is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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