They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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