I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
