you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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