Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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