some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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