don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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