I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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