yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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