i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
two words: eviction party
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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