Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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