We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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