Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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