How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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