I'm lost and stupid without you.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
it's like heaven, but drunker
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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