He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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