i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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