3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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