Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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