Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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