At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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