All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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