Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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