You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
At least life still wants to fuck me.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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