i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
