butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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