why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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