haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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