As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize