What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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