Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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