Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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