So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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