I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
