You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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