i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
