im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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