How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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